im SCREAMIBG
YOU ARE KIDDING ME
I’m eating an “open faced pizza sandwich” which sounds a lot
classier than me telling you I’m pizza sauce and cheese on bread.
what even happens inside a dishwasher
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
- the momfriend: (is very gentle and comforting, carefully and calmly helps you work out the root of the issue, gives you lots of space and the affection you need)
- the sisterfriend: (pushes you over) alright nerd what do i need to beat up for you? a boy? your feelings? do you need me to punch your feelings?
- the dadfriend: (tries to be comforting, generally awkward, likes to make you laugh when you are feeling down, puns)
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time.
Johanna de Silentio (via crazeist)
he died a hero’s death